And waited ten minutes at the pool bar for the one woman working to make me a drink.
I then took said drink and my book and found a pool ledge to sit on. I was having a lovely time for a good five minutes before a lifeguard came up and told me–very nicely in true Disney fashion–that due to Florida state law, all drinks must be 6 feet from the pool.
If you do not like foul language, you may want to avert your eyes…ahem…
Are you fucking kidding me? People pay $400 a night to stay somewhere they can’t relax in the pool with a drink?
My husband is going to be so bummed when he gets to Universal. Pool drinking was our plan for our entire stay.
Shit. Vegas totally wins.